Sunday Business Page: Yinzer Cards 11/25/18

Sunday Business Page: Yinzer Cards 11/25/18


WE COME BACK TO THE SUNDAY BUSINESS — WELCOME BACK TO THE A SUNDAY BUSINESS PAGE. THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,. THE CHRISTMAS CARD IS WRITTEN NOT EVEN FOR A SPOUSE. BUT WAIT, HAVE NO FEAR THERE PLAINTY OF TIME, TO FIND THE RIGHT CARD WITH A PRETTY COOL RHYME. ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH POETRY. IF YOU ARE LOOK FOR SOMETHING UNUSUAL AND THAT CHECK OUT YINZER CARDS AT GIANT EAGLE WE WELCOME LARRY RICHERT AND ROB ROGERS TO THE SUNDAY BUSINESS PAGE TO TELL YOU WHY THE YINZER CARDS FOR CHRISTMAS ARE THE RAGE. HEY, GUYS, GREAT TO A HAVE YOU. JON. I AM IMPRESSED WHAT DO YOU THINK. THAT’S GREAT. I WANT TO CREDIT OUR PRODUCE HERE — I CHANGED THE WORDS A LITTLE BIT. BROUGHT OUT YOUR INNER YINSER. — YINZER. YEARS AGO I GOT A MAIL FROM ENGLISH TEACHER SAYING THAT’S NOT HOW WE SHOULD TALK. I SAID I KNOW BUT THAT’S THE POINT. WELL, I THINK I MENTIONED THIS TO YOU ONCE BEFORE LARRY SOMEONE COMPLAINED THAT USING THE WORD YINZER IS AN INSULT AND NO ONE SHOULD SAY THE WORD YINZER THAT INSULTS PEOPLE IN PITS BUR — PITTSBURGH AND IF YOU SAY IT, IT’S BAD WORLD. THAT’S THE FARTHERREST FROM THE TRUTH. NOTHING IS MEAN SPIRITED AND IT’S LIGHT HEART AND FUN AND IT’S UNIQUE TO THE REGION. SO, THAT’S WHY. YEAH. THAT’S WHY WE LOVE IT. AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO SAY SAYING Y ‘LL OR YOUS GUYS WAS AN INSULT AND IT ISN’T. WE HAVE EMBRACED IT. WE HAVE EMBRACED IT. SO ROB YOU ARE THE CARTOONIST. I AM. YOU ARE THE GUY WHO COMES UP WITH THE AWESOME PICTURES. DO YOU DO THE BUBBLES? DO YOU WRITE THE WORDS OR IS THAT SOMEBODY ELSE. THAT’S THE TEAM YOU KNOW. JIMMY AND LARRY AND I SORT OF SIT DOWN AND WE COLLABORATE AND WRITE OUT THE GIST OF THE GAG. STEAMS I WILL GET THEM HOME AND SORT OF IMPROVE THEM A LITTLE BIT. BUT THEN YOU KNOW USUALLY THEY ARE ALL READY TO GO. AND I HAVE TO COME UP WITH THE I AM AND IS. LET’S LOOK AT A FEW OF THEM. I THINK THERE’S ONE TO PUT UP ON THE SCREEN. THIS ONE. I AM TELLING YINZ MY BUDDY ROBBY IN BUT THE HER — RONNIE HAS A RECIPE THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF. HE IS TALKING TO THE ELVES THAT YOU SEE REINDEER ARE NOT TOO THRILLED. BEING VENISON. AND IN FULL DISCLOSURE ROB IS AN EXTRAORDINARILY TALENT AND GIFTED ARTIST. POLITICAL CARTOONIST. SO IT’S FUN AND I SAID THIS BEFORE, JIMMY CEN IS THIS AMAZING QRKY TALENT AND HE IS PITTSBURGH. SO TO WATCH THOSE TWO — QUIRKY TALENT AND HE IS PITTSBURGH. SO TO WATCH THOSE TWO COLLABORATE NOT EYES ON THE DEER. THAT’S ANOTHER THING JON IS ROB’S WORK IS ICONIC. YOU SEE IT, YOU KNOW IT AND YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH IT. THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. LET’S MOVE TO THIS ONE HAVING A CHAIR ON TOP OF THE HOUSE. THAT’S RIGHT. WHAT’S THE GIST OF THIS ONE. THIS WAS ONE OF THE GAGS THAT WAS WRITTEN BEFORE I JOINED THE TEAM. THEY HAD A CHRISTMAS CARD WRITTEN WHERE IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT SANTA LEAVE A CHAIR OUT TO SANTA AND MY MIND IS WHERE WOULD YOU LEAVE IT NOT ON THE STREET BUT ON THE ROOF. MERRY PITTSBURGH CHRISTMAS ANDO OPEN IT DON’T FORGET TO SAVE A PARKING SPOT FOR SANTA. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. THESE CARDS ARE AVAILABLE AT GIANT EAGLE IS THAT WHERE YOU GO. RETAIL EXCLUSIVELY AT GIANT EAGLE AND YINZERCARDS.COM SO WE CAN REACH THE OUTER YINZERS IN OTHER STATES AND CITIES AND COUNTRIES. ARE YOU GETTING ONLINE PURCHASES. WE ARE. WE WERE GETTING SOME FROM CALIFORNIA ALREADY. AND I MEAN, I DON’T REMEMBER WHERE ELSE YOU SAID BUT YEAH, ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. ALL OVER. AND I WANT TO GIVE DICK ROBERTS THE BRAIN CHILD CREDIT BECAUSE HE IMAGINED THIS AND KIND OF BROUGHT THE THREE OF US TOGETHER. JIMMY CEN AND ROB AND MY — CR- E-N AND ROB AND MYSELF. AND WE HAVE HAD FUN GETTING TOGETHER AND TALKING. I THINK IT’S GREAT JUST TO TALK ABOUT IT. NOW THE NEXT ONE, THEN ON ONE FOGGY CHRISTMAS EVE, PENNDOT CAME TO SAY. THAT’S ALL YOU NEED. THAT’S ALL YOU NEED IS PENNDOT. TELL ME ABOUT THIS CARD. WELL, IT WAS JUST YOU KNOW WE WERE THINKING OF DOING SOMETHING WITH RUDOLPH AND WE JUST SORT OF SAID, YOU KNOW, WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY IF RUDOLPH HAD TO OPEN THE TUNNEL OR OPEN THE BRIDGE OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW HELP AND I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE FUNNY. AND ORIGINALLY IT WAS NOT WRITTEN ASPEN DOT CAME TO SAY IT WAS SANTA CAME TO SAY WON’T YOU HELP PENNDOTP AND I THOUGHT LET’S GET RID OF SANTA AND BRING IN PENNDOT RIGHT AWAY. AGAIN, THE RUDOLPH LOOKS SCARED TO DEATH. HE IS NOT HAPPY. TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO LIGHT UP THE TUNNEL. RIGHT HE IS EXACTLY. AND THE LAST ONE THIS IS A LITTLE MORE TRADITIONAL. YES. PEACE ON EARTH FOR YOUNG AND OLD AND YOU OPEN IT UP AND MAY YOUR HOLIDAYS BE BLACK AND GOLD. OF COURSE. I LOVE THE FACT THEY ARE NONDENOMINATIONAL NO MATTER WHATYOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ARE THEY WORK FOR EVERYBODY. AND SINCE WE ARE ON THE BACK END OF THE THANKSGIVING, WE ARE THANKFUL FOR THE STEELERS SUCCESS AND WHAT COULD BE MORE — THAT’S RIGHT. NONDENOMINATIONAL AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT FROM CLEVELAND. WELL. RIGHT. AND FORGET RED AND GREEN AT CHRISTMAS IT IS ALL BLACK AND GOLD. DON’T WE GIVE EACH OTHER STEELER GIFTS. THAT’S RIGHT. THESE CARDS ARE THEY AFFORDABLE? YINZ KEEP THE PRICE REASONABLE. THEY ARE 4.99 RIGHT AND THEN IF YOU BUY THEM ONLINE AND YOU GET MORE THAN I THINK IT’S 12 CARDS? YOU GOING RETAIL. YOU GET A 20% DISCOUNT FOR BUNDLING. A PORTION OF ALL THE PROCEEDSGOES TO ANIMAL FRIENDSER THAT PARTNER. LET’S REPEAT THAT AGAIN. THIS IS NOT ALL — DOESN’T ALL GOE INTO YOUR POCKET. NOT SO FAR. I OWE SOMEBODY MONEY SOMEHOW. YEAH. ANIMAL FRIENDS WE WANT TO PARTNER UP. JIMMY HAD A 30-YEAR RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM AND WE WANTED TO — THAT’S GREAT. WE HAVE ABOUT 30 SECONDS LEFT. WHAT’S COMING UP IN THE NEW YEAR? WELL, WE ARE WORKING ON THE VALENTINE’S IDEAS RIGHT NOW. VALENTINE’S. LOVE IS IN THE AIR, JON. VALENTINE’S I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO TO RELATIONSHIPS ALL ACROSS. MAYBE A MICROCHIP. YEAH. I AM JON DELANO. THERE YOU GO. THAT WON’T SALE THING. NOPE? WE WILL WORK ON IT. HEY, GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING IN I CONGRATULATE YOU ALL. APPRECIATE IT. THIS IS TREMENDOUS. YOU DO A GREAT JOB WITH ALL OF THIS. AND HEY, EVERYBODY, AGAIN, GET YOUR YINZER CARDS AT GIANT ELOGY EVERY GIANT EAGLE SELLS THEM. PRETTY MUCH. GREAT. AND AGAIN, HAPPY THANKSGIVING. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYBODY. GOOD TO BE WITH YOU GUYS. WE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE SUNDAY BUSINESS PAGE IN FEW MOMENTS. STICK WITH NEWS THE SUNDAY

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