Elaine’s Promo for the Soul

Elaine’s Promo for the Soul


Hello. My name is Elaine Martinez, host of
Elaine’s Cooking for the Soul, a weekly show that some describe as a
post-apocalyptic cooking podcast but I described as government-approved cooking
with government-approved rations. Each week me and a fellow survivor–
I mean, guest–will cook a new and clear recipe for a post-nuclear society. This
is a brand new cooking podcast so I just wanted to give you a little taste of
what you can look forward to. I’d like to share my rice and beans recipe. Chia pudding– [Newscaster]: Nuclear exchange affecting coastal regions of the US. Chili. Churros! [Newscaster]: Disastrous radiations of yet-unknown scale. [POTS CLANGING] [BOOTS MARCHING] Penne Bolognese. [SIREN] Pistachio-crusted salmon. Is it sundown already? Chicken livestock producing only double-yolked, blood-filled eggs. Bread is now illegal. Well well well well well well well well well well well What do we have here? RUN ELAINE! [RECORD SCRATCH] Oh my…the samples were on shuffle, I
guess. Um, well…that wasn’t exactly the part I planned on sharing. Anyway if
you’re looking for some exciting ways to cook in this brave new world be sure to
tune in to Elaine’s Cooking for the Soul on Spotify, Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, or
wherever you get your other survivalist and dental-care podcasts.

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